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Do you dread getting out of bed in the morning because going from lying down to an upright position hurts so much? Do you hate stairs because your knees just can’t take it any more? Is getting dressed hard because arthritis makes zippers and buttons almost impossible? Do you shuffle where you used to walk confidently because your hips, knees and ankles don’t have the mobility they used to and hurt when you use them? Do you have to suppress a groan and grit your teeth every time you have to bend over? Do you think ahead about just how you are going to move to minimize how much it will hurt? Or as the songster wrote so long ago, do you “ache in the places where [you] used to play?”
You are not alone. Millions of people all over the world suffer from chronic pain that inhibits their movements and dims the joy of life. Whether because of the luck of the genetic draw, or accident, or disease or whatever else, the result is the misery of chronic, crippling pain. Pain you know is not ever going away, pain that will likely increase as the years go by. We all know that we become less capable as we age beyond a certain point, but none of us imagined that it would hurt so much.
Bad enough that it should hurt, but it is also humiliating to have to ask for help to do what “normal” people do with ease. Shame at being a burden to others whose assistance we need, even if only once in a while. The feelings of helpless frustration, it turns out, do not diminish, no matter the loving willingness of those we depend on. Nor does the anger diminish at those whose insensitivity and callous indifference disregards or dismisses our pain. Nor the rage at those who abuse and victimize us because we are less capable of holding our own. Nor the pity and contempt of the casual passerby.
And it’s not just other people. How much time do you spend feeling sorry for yourself, beating yourself up mentally for not being able to do what you want to do, what you used to do, without crippling pain? And then beating yourself up for feeling sorry for yourself? How often are you angry with your own body? How much time sunk in depression that paralyzes you even more than the pain does? How much time do you spend regretting your situation? It is a well known fact that chronic pain can be the doorway to depression and mental illness.
So you turn to pain killers to reduce the pain to the point that you can at least function. Most of these pain medication have nasty side effects; dizziness, disorientation, mood swings, reactions in your body that are nearly as debilitating as the pain itself. Some of these meds are habit forming, not to say addicting, so now you have a monkey on your back that sends your life even further out of control. Some of them only dull the pain by making you not care about it, but it is still there.
Seriously, is this any way to live? Sure there are people that decide that, no, it is not, and choose suicide. Maybe it has crossed your mind, even as you thrust the idea away from you. Now we have governments offering assisted suicide as a way to finally and irrevocably put a stop to all pain. The final solution that puts and end to all physical agony, all love, all hope for joy, even as it carries the threat of something infinitely and eternally worse. Would you really choose that if there were another way?
You don’t have to make the choice to live with constant pain or end it all. There is another way.
I know there are a lot of folks out there who are enduring the misery of serious chronic pain. To all of you I am pleased to be able to offer you relief so that you can live more freely and more joyfully. This is not a perfect world, but we can make our own experience of living in it more tolerable with effective pain relief remedies.
What is UMARY?
UMARY is a collagen based nutritional alleviant that provides, among other benefits, long lasting pain relief for chronic joint and ligament pain. It was scientifically developed by scientists committed to the idea that nature’s way is the best way, so UMARY is formulated with all natural ingredients.
Ingredients
Hialuronic acid, Curcumal collagen (Curcuma
Longo), Dwarf Nettle (Urtica Urens), Chondroitin,
Vitamin E, Oxide of Magnesium, Calcium
Carbonate, MSM (Methyl Sulfonyl Methane),
Black Ash (Fraxinus Nigral), Bay Cedar (Gauzuma
Ulmifolia), White Oak (Quercussubspathulato)
No added sugar
No preservatives or GMO
No opiods
Natural ingredients
Scientifically developed
non-habit forming
Recommended by health professionals
Uses
cellular regeneration of the skin and connective tissues
stimulate the the capillaries improving blood flow and promoting luminous skin
relieve discomfort caused by inflammation (pain)
help promote a feeling of well being
help restore tautness and firmness to the tendons
restore and nurture the skin with high levels of antioxidants
supports good cartilage hydration
These are the genuine original products straight from the manufacturer.
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUES!
NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES
Testimonials
As a result of a truly horrible car accident I have suffered back pain in varying degrees of severity over the course of over 45 years. One day when I was feeling pretty good I got a little too frisky, which had me moaning and groaning and gritting my teeth every time I moved for days afterward. Sadly, at my age, no fun deed goes unpunished. So when I was first offered UMARY as a remedy for that pain I was skeptical but had nothing to lose at that point. The result was, well, magical. Within a couple of hours my back pain had almost completely subsided, which it has rarely done. Don’t get me wrong, I still knew I had a damaged back, I was still limited as to my range of motion, but it didn’t hurt. It went on not hurting well into the next day when the effects of the ONE caplet began to wear off.
Over the course of the next few days I took one UMARY caplet every couple of days until my back recovered enough that I was experiencing only mild pain (I am willing to live with mild pain, penance for my sins). When I stopped taking it I felt no craving to take more, so it’s not habit forming at the physical level. I experienced no ‘buzz’ and no torpor, no balance problems, no wooziness, no mood swings, nor was my intellect impaired.
Recently I pranged my left arm by trying to move something heavy the lazy way. I could hardly stand to move it, even getting dressed hurt like bloody blazes. Once again UMARY came to my rescue. I can feel the damage in the elbow and ligaments, but it doesn’t hurt to use it so long as I respect some common sense limits (the weight workout will just have to wait).
This is why I unreservedly endorse UMARY. Not only that, I have a personal connection to manufacturer, a well known advocate of natural remedies and nutrition in Mexico, and am able to import it and offer it to you and the other sufferers here in the U.S. (And now in Canada) This product is so popular in Mexico that it is widely pirated, even here in the U.S. But rest assured that this is the real deal, the original, unique and authentic product.
Leo Walker
Real Estate Broker
I have De Quervain’s syndrome. It’s like having carpal tunnel in your thumbs. It’s a thumb tendinitis, plus I had a head, neck and shoulder injury and suffer from headaches. I started taking Umary early in January 2023. I was amazed at the very first day, the inflammation in my hands, and forearms seem to diminish. I could do more things during the day, longer with greater flexibility and so much less pain! I do a lot of things with my hands, and being a woman, have a lot of hand heavy activities: cooking, cleaning, and I enjoy sewing and gardening. Additionally, I knocked off taking Umary for a few days, and then I developed a stye in my eye. It was super painful. I started taking Umary again and immediately had pain relief and reduction in symptoms with that! This is an amazing product. It truly works!! As a psychologist, I am always encouraging patients to use natural and non addicting pain reduction methods. This should absolutely be added to everyone’s pain reduction arsenal.
Laura A. Geiger PsyD
President and CEO
Applied Psychology Consultants
I 1st tried Umary on the recommendation of my great friend Leo. I’ve had knee pain for quite sometime I had them X-rayed and the cartilage is pretty worn out I had therapy at the VA and a series of cortisone shots nothing works possible replacement surgery. Took Umary what harm could it do to my surprise 3 hours later my knee felt great no pain I have to take it ever other day and I’m good very satisfied. If you think that’s good last Thursday morning I woke up with a crinked neck terrible pain. I massaged with a neck massager, used a tens machine, and finally took pain medication to no avail. This morning still bad suffering from the days of pain. Then it occurred to me try Umary was I surprised it really works well I assumed it wouldn’t work for muscle pain. It’s not completely gone but it’s 100% better and I can function wow what a surprise.
Sincerely
Boatswain’s mate extaordinaire
Notice
Recommended Dosage: take no more than one caplet a day with meals.
Every bottle contains a one month supply of 30 850 mg caplets.
Persons with special health conditions and persons of advanced age should consult their doctor.
Store in a cool dry place.
Keep out of reach of children.
This product contains substances that can cause allergic reactions in some people.
People who are allergic to any medicament’s ingredients or who suffer an allergic reaction are urged to not consume it, or if already doing so, discontinue its use immediately.
DO NOT SELF MEDICATE!
Money back GUARANTEE
I am so confident in the efficacy of UMARY that I am offering a no questions asked money back guarantee. If UMARY doesn’t significantly reduce chronic back, joint and ligament pain I will refund your money completely. Just return the container with any remaining caplets within 15 days of purchase and I’ll have your refund out to you the next business day after I receive it.
FREE shipping ONLY in the USA
Because I want you to experience the same pain free life as I do with UMARY I am offering FREE SHIPPING for a limited time. Inflation is pushing up the cost of everything, so I can’t make this offer for very long, take advantage now while you can.
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Notice: UMARY is not approved by the FDA. It is not a medicine and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. The consumption of this product is the responsibility of the user.
For adults only. If you are pregnant, nursing, taking any medication or have any medical condition consult your doctor before use.
Discontinue use and see your doctor if any adverse reaction occurs.
Do not use if safety seal is broken or missing.
Product is made in facilities that process milk, soy, wheat (gluten), walnuts and peanuts.
Keep out of reach of children.
Store in a cool, dry place.
“The color of the caplets may vary depending on the tone of the natural ingredients.”
